Laws of Internet: 7

Seven is magic number. Starting from someone you know in the Internet, go through the guys he or she knows, repeat the process, you must find someone you know in real or in the Internet within seven times.

七仍秘數。隨便由一個你網上認識的人開始，連起他認識的人，重覆這行動，七次之內，必找到你在網上或真實世界中的認識的人。

Laws of Internet: 37

The only program that runs perfectly every time, is a virus.

唯一每次也能完美地執行的程式：電腦病毒。

Laws of Internet: 103

It is simple to make something complex, and complex to make it simple.

弄得複雜很簡單，弄得簡單則很複雜。

Laws of Internet: 53

Don't reconnect the internet connection that ain't broke, because you'll break it and you still can't reconnect it.

Advice: buy UPS for you cable modem

除非你的連線斷了，否則不要嘗試再連線，因為往往你只會弄斷了線而又連不上的。

忠告：該考慮替你的數據機配上恆電裝置。

Laws of Internet: 1

The first myth of Internet is that it exists.

互聯網的第一個迷團，便是它的存在。

Laws of Internet: 100

If it is not googlable, it is probably not exists. If it is in wiki, it is likely it is true.

如果不能在谷歌找到的，很可能並不在的；
如果能夠在維基找到的，很可能是真實的。